Thursday, June 14, 2007

Say What?

Alright - this is infuriating. Twice, I've taken this test on tone deafness (speakers are necessary, and you run the risk of really pissing off your co-workers, so use caution) and twice I've gotten a 77.8% - which, in case you were wondering, qualifies me as normal. NORMAL! The nerve! I'm special, dammit, and I demand to be recognized as such. I don't listen to all this schlock pop for nothing!

Although, I suppose it's a good thing that I'm not completely tone deaf. I was good friends with a kid in elementary school who had that particular malady, and to hear him sing in chorus was a cruel punishment. And still, all the girls loved him.

Whatever, they're all stupid if they don't know enough to go for the guy who can hold a tune. Oh, but wait - did I mention I had near perfect pitch perception?

Redemption is mine! Ladies, the line starts right over here...

Oh, er... sorry, Goof. Heh. Um... Here, take this rhythm test and show 'em who's boss.

I'm, uh... gonna mosey now... Bye! Happy Bad Hearing!

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Blogger Jesse Anna Bornemann said...

I got rhythm! And music! But where is my man?

So, you're all LL Cool Eric now? Hmpf! Maybe Mr. Connick will console me...

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