Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Beware Of This And That

Christ, it's been awhile.

My excuses? Mystery Science Theatre 3000 DVD's, lots of laundry, Bella Luna restaurant, listening to all sorts of neat podcasts, watching 24 (it is taking me a day and an age to get through this season. Not because it's not good. Just the opposite, actually. But I have so much other stuff to do too. Can't you tell?), playing Warcraft, hanging out with Goof (who just moved up to Boston. Yay!), reading The Cigarette Century (see '24' excuse), working, anticipating a possible layoff while working (more on that should it actually happen, hence the lack of links - I'll just say that none of the possible outcomes really worries me), dogsitting (see post below), studying Visual Basic, and watching playoff baseball (You go, Red Sox!)

Between all this, I've been a little tired and bleary eyed. Much as I love it, the baseball is especially killing me. The games start around 8:30 or so and don't finish much before midnight. Yawn. But, fear not. As soon as things settle down a bit - hell, even before then, I'll make with the postin.'

Oh yeah - I've also been quizzin' shanizzin'. Most recently: Which Peanuts Character Are You?

I think the result is rather appropriate:


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You are Linus!
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(Back before I hit puberty, Linus was one of my nicknames. Apparently I sounded like him, and the little heathens I went to school with used to try to get me to pay homage to The Great Pumpkin.)

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Saturday, June 16, 2007

Dear All, Please Step Off! Thank You! XO

When was the last time you got mad at somebody? I mean, like, really mad. You got in their face, called them all sorts of expletives, read them some sort of riot act (because they undoubtedly deserved it) and left them curled up in a ball in the corner, shaking with fear and horror.

You have to think about it, don't you? In fact, I bet you can't remember. I (unfortunately) can. It was just last week actually, and I remember it pretty well because it was the first time I'd gotten that angry in a long time. I won't go into the gory details - frankly, you'd be bored - but suffice to say, I'm still a little shocked by the whole thing.

I'm just guessing here, but I'd be willing to wager most people have similar experience. That it to say, long periods of emotional restraint punctuated by the occasional furious outburst. Those outbursts are necessary, but often times they're not enough. We all have other outlets. Some people exercise. Some people form addictions. Some people withdraw. And, some people leave notes.

Incidentally, that may be my new favorite website, for reasons that are, as yet, unclear to me. And no, I'm not the "Eric" who signed off on this particular novella. I have much better handwriting, and I'd like to think I'm not that much of a sanctimonious bastard.

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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Ask And Ye Shall Receive

Oh, man. I can already tell this will be the end of my social life.

I think I've mentioned Metafilter on this site before, haven't I? Well, whatever - for those of you not in the know, it's essentially a multi person blog which anyone can post to (after a week of being a registered user and having submit a few comments to some of the threads, etc...) Some of the posts are interesting. Almost all of them are littered with links which you could potentially get something out of. But to my mind, it's... well, information overload, I guess. There's some fascinating stuff on there but there are just SO MANY links to sift through. I find it more than a little overwhelming. Plus, the posts themselves are often written in such a way as to be just abstract enough to not really understand, and then you click on one of the links to get further clarification and you find that you're either more confused, or it's about a subject that you're not really interested in. I realize "interest" is all relative, but I don't know... I guess I'd just like to know what the subject is about first, before I go diving into it.

But then, someone told me about the "ask" portion of the Metafilter site, and suddenly information overload didn't seem to be that much of a problem. Why? Well maybe because I find myself interested in the most mundane and utterly random topics. Really. For instance, last night I found myself reading up on desirable places to live in Ottawa. Why should I find any sort of appeal in this?

And, there's more! How to use a 1930's Singer sewing machine, various computer questions, what to say to the doctor when you have a migraine headache. I mean, this is bordering on the absurd. I simply go to the main page and start reading the topics - topics which I should have no business being interested in - and I'm hooked.

What is it? Is it the "voyeur" in me? Why do I so enjoy this, but feel so blah about the Metafilter main page? Will I ever leave my house again, or am I destined to become a hunchbacked, long bearded recluse (actually, I prefer the term 'oracle', thank you) who knows small facts about everything?

I know not, people. Maybe it's just that I like to read comments from people who know what they're talking about, and enjoy the idea of a free forum where people help each other out with their small every day problems. Whatever the case, it's one hell of a pleasant time waster. Hell, maybe I'll even ask them how much my furniture costs. Hmph.

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Click Schtick

A bunch of posts ago I told you about this new Clicky service which acts as both a super site meter and web analytical tool. So far, I've been very very impressed. The service, even in the free version, provides a wealth of information (how many visits, by whom, what they searched for that led them to your site, what they did once they got there, etc...) It is SO much better than the stats feature my web host provides, that I'm am definitely going to stick with it for now. The only issue I have with it (and it's a minor one, given that the service is free) is that sometimes it gets the site visitor's city wrong. For example, if I surf to this site from a location in Natick, MA, Clicky will often say that visitor was coming from Tyngsboro, MA - a city further north near the New Hampshire border. Such small discrepancies are common.

That's about the only issue, though, and if we assume that Clicky at least gets the general area of the visitor correct, that means I don't know who half of you crazies are - yeah, including you regular readers. However, I shan't let that dissuade me from throwin' out a few shout outs to all my peeps in da hizzouse. New Orleans, where you at? Awww yeah, they you at! Represent! Somerville, you up in here?!? Hell yeah, hell yeah. Who else? Errybody in San Jose gettin' tips... Alright, sorry. This juvie slang is gettin' old. But mad props go to my homies across the pond in Luton & Newcastle upon Tyne, anyway.

The list goes on and the locales are too numerous to list here. However, as I promised in that earlier post, I'll steal a page out of Sean's book and provide you with some of the more amusing search terms people have used to get to here. By far, the most popular search terms are "tattoo" (ironic, because I don't have one, but I wrote a post about 'em way back when), "ying yang", "mnah mnah" and "toppins" (lot of Mary Poppins fans out there I guess.) But popular search terms are boring. Here are the strange, funny and scary ones:
and my personal favorite....
I'll leave it up to you to figure out my target demographic. But for now, I'd like to utter a hearty welcome to everyone, regardless of search term! You keep coming, I'll keep posting. Unless you're looking for more bathroom cleaner.

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Oh, I Am SO There!!!

Been a crazy week with precious little time to post, but I just thought I'd check in with this small, chuckle-worthy link. I especially like step #9.

Plane? Pshaw! If I'd known it was this easy I'd have gone yesterday. Only 29 days! Although, I wonder how on earth they calculated the time. Were they assuming you'd go 55 mph, or do they know how fast the average person swims? Anyway, the only thing keeping me here is that the directions have you go by way of France and through the chunnel. Surely, there must be an easier way than that...

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Ka-ching!

Can we get ironic for a second? Two days ago a coworker asked me for financial advice.

Seriously. He had just come into a good chunk of change via a tax refund and wanted to know where to invest it. So, fine – I realize that to you, the average reader, that statement may not smack of any type of irony whatsoever but, trust me, you’re reading the words of a guy who has no business telling others what to do with their money. The last time I got a tax refund, I bought jerky and a television set.

I can talk a good game, though, which is, perhaps, why my coworker solicited my advice. I know what a portfolio is (no, it is not a folder for your Trapper Keeper) and that you should have a diverse one. I know the importance of investing for the long term and saving for retirement via 401(k), 403(b), traditional or Roth-IRA, or other investment vehicle. I know about CD’s, high yield savings accounts, credit unions, and money market accounts (but not what, in fact, a “money market” itself is.) I know the difference between a stock, a bond and a mutual fund. I know the difference between growth and value as well as large, mid and small cap. In fact, get this, I even know what an expense ratio is. So there.

What I don’t know, or rather, what I’m not very good at, is taking what I do know and putting it to good use. When money falls in my lap through luck, or even hard work, my first instinct is to want to spend it – which, for a while, I did (see TV example above. Also see my iPod, my computer, my high definition satellite receiver, my Airport Express wireless router (with AirTunes!), my stereo receiver, my DVD player, my car stereo, my Whole Foods grocery receipts, etc, etc, etc…) Saving has never been my strong suit.

I’m getting better, however. Part of the improvement was recognizing that I was stuck in a circular type of behavior and that if I always wanted the next best thing, I’d always be unsatisfied, not to mention constantly in debt. Most of it, though, came from a simple realization one day when I said to myself, “Holy Crap! I’m 31 years old and I've got some serious financial catching up to do. I’d better get my shit together, pronto.” Luckily, I’m still relatively young, not in debt, and (hopefully) have a good amount of time to do that catching up.

That, however, requires discipline which I am slowly beginning to exercise, and luckily, I have some idea of where to start. It isn’t by accident that I know about all that stuff I listed earlier. Much of it was patiently explained to me by my financially astute parents, who went to great lengths to edumacate me on the value of a dollar. I listened enough to understand what they were talking about, but not enough to really act on it. Now that I’m ready to, I find that I’m in decent stead.

More to the point of this post, I also read on the subject – a lot. Some of you may remember way back when, when I posted about reading Personal Finance for Dummies, given to me by my father who, shocking the hell out of me, gave it his endorsement. That was kind of the beginning of my “studying up” phase, which still continues. Since then, I’ve found that there is an ABUNDANCE of good, relevant material out there (as well as plenty of bad) for those looking to learn more about personal finance, and it’s with that in mind that I’m throwing up the following links. These are all sites that I read regularly and which provide a wealth of information (pun most certainly intended – har, har, har!) I’m posting them so my friends can determine for themselves what to do with their money and thus, I won’t have to worry about giving them advice which they take only to find out their money has been subsequently squandered. Plus, I love reading blogs with posts like this. They’re useful and make you feel productive, unlike YouTube movie mashups. Anyway - the links:

The Simple Dollar - I've just started reading this recently, and have found it a great resource. Dubbed "financial talk for the rest of us" they talk about seemingly everything. Seriously - on one post they discuss cookbooks (which I found very timely, for obvious reasons.) More than just throwing financial terms and numbers your way, they try to offer up ideas that will help you change your habits and get used to thinking about finance. One of my favorite posts of theirs, or rather series of posts was 31 Days To Fix Your Finances where they take a series of activities - one per day - and work towards improving your finances and centering them around your core values. And if that weren't enough, they subscribe to Consumer Reports and dole out the highlights each month. Excellent stuff.

Bankrate.com & Kiplingers Personal Finance - These two are both full of great advice on any multitude of topics. Bankrate is the more all encompassing of the two - dealing not only with personal finance, but news stories about finance in general (such as market information or the Federal Reserve.) Going to the main page can be a bit daunting as there's information overload, and it's hard to know where to begin. I find it works best when I subscribe to one of their many RSS feeds through a news reader such as Bloglines, and read the stories they're constantly updating (I currently subscribe to the advice, fed blog, and savings feeds.) The thing I like about them is they do an excellent job of writing articles in easy to understand terms. If you find a topic you're not familiar with, there are places on the site to go and easily look them up. Kiplingers is a little more geared toward personal finance, and more sparkly - as if you're reading one of those schlock financial magazines, but they offer some good advice too, and they're well organized an easy to read. Oh, and both sites are free. Worth noting.

I Will Teach You To Be Rich - I don't always agree with this guy, but he always makes a good argument. Plus, he's rich and I'm not, which should tell you something. This site is specifically geared towards recent college graduates and twenty somethings just starting out, but don't let that prevent you from reading. He offers good advice for anyone wanting to learn. Sometimes it's framed in such a way that a recent college grad will relate to it best, but it's still good.

Get Rich Slowly - This is a link I got off of the previously mentioned site and it appears to be a work in progress. Right now, the main page simply gives you links to the blog (which is excellent) or Money Hacks (which I haven't really looked at yet but seem neat.) Calculators and Tools, as well as a Personal Finance Library seem to be forthcoming, which I'm very much looking forward to.

Your local newspaper's business section - Back in high school my father suggested that I read the Globe's business section regularly so I'd have a better idea of how the world of finance works. At the time I thought he was nuts, and didn't take his advice. How could I understand the articles if I didn't understand the terms they were using in the first place? I certainly wasn't about to look them up. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I recently started doing this, despite not knowing much about what they were talking about, and was amazed at how much I was able to pick up. Elaborate financial terms mentioned in one article were often explained in another. Two different articles would analyze the same business decision differently, etc... Yeah, it's definitely more droll and boring than reading the links above, but I've also found it a good way to study up.

All of these links (as far as I know) offer smart financial advice (i.e. they are not screaming about get rich quick schemes.) They all promote sound decisions such as eliminating debt, saving money, and investing smartly - and I've found they do a decent job of teaching you how to do it. There's no substitute for experience, however, and it's that which I'm really anxious to get under my belt. Clearly, I've still got some work to do. That co-worker who asked me for financial advice? I told him to avoid the turkey jerky and go for a CRT over a plasma. But, I have no doubt I'll get my financial feet good and wet. If opportunity doesn't provide the experience, necessity will. I'm just trying to be better prepared. Now I'm off to do my taxes... but only after I watch an episode of Alias.

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